Wednesday, 19 November 2014

4- Sri Lanka: the Spice is Right

Welcome to Sri Lanka. 

Two weeks here to see a country the same size as Ireland but with a population of 20 million, that's alot of people and a lot of traffic but let's see how we get on. Don’t know that many people who’ve been here but those that we spoke to loved it so very excited. On one of the first days, we overheard a tourist say to a waiter that Sri Lanka is very similar to India, without missing a beat, the waiter replied- “but Sri Lanka has big green parks and the people are happy!” We’ve never been to India so can’t confirm or deny that claim……



Arrived into Colombo on Saturday morning and have until Tuesday to explore the city.  As with lots of these Asian cities, the first impressions are drawn from the chaos on the roads. Such a shock from the peace of Perth! Buses careering down on your left, right and centre, tuk tuks disobeying every rule of the road, written and unwritten, pedestrians tentatively stepping onto the roads hoping to avoid being killed- OK that last part is just us, the locals just stick their arm out, walk across and the traffic seems to avoid them! It’s like a leap of faith. Well for now, I’ve no intention of putting my faith in the hands of these tuk tuk drivers, so I’ll take it one small careful step at a time!

The other way we like to get to know a country is by heading to its markets. Good to see if the chaos of the roads extends into the market place- we weren’t disappointed! Love these markets, so entertaining. Cardboard boxes of fish, huge bags of chilli’s, more pineapples then the man from Del Monte. Along the way, an old Sri Lankan fella started chatting to us, introduced himself as an engineer from the shipyards just out for a stroll on his day off. Nice chap full of information so we were happy for him to walk with us. We were skeptical as is our nature that he was trying to scam us in some way- the shield of the Western World was up in force! As he was a nice fella we looked past the spoofing and gaps in his knowledge:

Us: what religion is this church?
Him: Roman Catholic
Us: Really? Where’s Jesus?
Him: Eh, umm, eh, well I’m Buddhist so I don’t really know, let me ask someone else!

It was only when he suggested that he should bring us to a gem factory that the red alert went off fully- a classic scam to get tourists to buy cheap gems at high prices. We excused ourselves to go “meet friends”- it was then that he asked us for a tip for his services. What services we asked, aren’t you out for a Sunday stroll and work as an engineer? It was then that he demoted himself to being in the boiler room of the shipyards and introduced a sick grandchild. All fun and games. Eventually we parted with $10 for the two hours of “touring” to keep him happy and to shut him up- just a regular day at the markets really!

For us travel between cities in Asia has always been interesting, generally we’ve found it pretty reliable- trains through China, buses through Vietnam, very uncomfortable buses through Thailand (and a few boats too). From what we’d heard, the public transport option consists of spending mountainous amounts of time on terribly old buses that don’t necessarily get you to where you want to go and then leaving yourself at the hands of tuk tuk drivers to ferry you in between locations. As an example, we looked up how long it takes to get from Colombo airport to the city by bus in Lonely Planet. Their guideline was between 1 and 3 hours- when there’s 20 million people and the road network is mostly one lane each way, estimating traffic times is quite an imprecise occupation. In that regard, as we wanted to do things fairly efficiently and hassle free we decided against using the buses and instead gave ourselves a helping hand and far less headaches by flashpacking with our own driver for 5 days. So much easier! Here’s where I introduce our driver for the next five days, Nimal

So with our driver picking us up, it was time for us to explore outside of Colombo. Sri Lanka has a great variety of things to see and do- lots of historical sites and natural sites to view. Polonoruwa was one the first of the historical sites- it is like a smaller version of the Angkor Watt temples, some very cool old buildings, thousands of years old.


Of course to say that all we came across was statues and old buildings would be to gloss over the near death experience we had- the first chapter of that book will be called “The Attack of the Angry Monkey”- the second chapter will be called “What was I thinking snapping a photo in the face of that Angry Monkey?”. The second chapter reads “Not a notion”! 

Whatever I was thinking, it’s a great photo and thankfully a local intervened to shoo him off before he actually got any closer to us, although he was pretty fricking close! We don’t know what sparked him to go ape (!) at us, our driver told us they’re usually very calm but whatever annoyed him, we weren’t sticking around to find out if it was still annoying him. Next site please!

To distract us from the above we moved onto Sigiriya, where we climbed The Lions Rock which stands out over the skyline of the region. Mightily impressive in its own right but then once you climb it you find ancient paintings on the walls and the ruins of an old monastery on top of the rock. It most certainly was a place where you could find your inner peace. Views for miles all around.



Foodwise in Sri Lanka, mealtime is very much curry, curry, curry. It is served for breakfast, lunch and dinner if you so choose- “would you like it with noodles or rice?”, “Potato curry, pumpkin curry, chicken curry, fish curry?”. So many choices! When you do order rice and curry, it comes out with a huge array of accompaniments as pictured. Really gorgeous food…. but maybe not for every meal! 

Of course you can also vary it up by choosing to have fried rice/ biryani instead which was what we did one day in a local restaurant. When we looked around halfway through the meal we realized that we were the only ones given cutlery. Everyone else was scooping the rice off the plate with their hands and feeding themselves. Funny, they were surprisingly efficient at it, not sure it’d catch on at home though!

The next day we dragged ourselves our of bed at 2am to trek up Adams Peak, a pilgrimage the locals descend on the area to do each year, their Croagh Patrick I suppose, to view the sunrise. All going beautifully until about 5am when clouds descended and stayed surrounding the peak meaning that no photos of sunrise were taken, a few of clouds were taken but they’re not as good. Oh well, at least we got some exercise. On the way back down we did get some lovely pictures of the scenery and the peak so definitely not a morning wasted. 

Once we’d descended and got breakfast, we embarked on one of the highlights of our trip- a train journey from Hatton to Ella- second class tickets purchased as the windows (and doors) open so perfect for photography! Amazing views from the train over the four hours- all tea plantations along the way with rolling hills and valleys all around. Racked our brains and we couldn’t come up with scenery we’ve seen that compares to it. Spectacular. 

We did a train journey in Australia a few years back from Darwin to Alice Springs but as the windows didn’t open, you couldn’t photograph anything and it just dulled the whole experience. Where's the fun in a journey like that if you can’t stick your leg out the door and take lots of photos!?

Enough with the sites, next we moved onto animals and spent a day doing a safari in Yala National Park- neither of us had done a safari before, huge amount to see. Our guide came highly recommended as apparently he had a great eye for seeing animals- funny, as far as we could see his main attribute was having lots of contacts in his mobile phone, constantly making and receiving calls to find out where animals were and how he could find them. Not that we’re complaining, between him and his buddies we got to see all we wanted and more! Highlight was coming across two leopards chilling out in the morning sun high up in the trees. Scary creatures- you couldn’t outrun them, you couldn’t climb a tree to hide from them, not sure you could out anything them. Your best chance if being chased would be to be with someone that you could outrun! Thankfully it didn’t come to that. As well as observing the leopards we had close encounters with a few elephants, crocodiles, water buffalo and lots of others. After our earlier experience we stayed well clear of the monkeys!

So this is where we left our driver behind and went the public transport route for last 5 days. Tough times! So here we find ourselves in the beach area of the country down south. We stayed in Unawatuna one of the more developed areas- lovely spot, beach is beautiful, water is perfect. Good for a few days R&R. Spent one day in Mirissa another beach area 30 minutes down the road. If going again, would stay there, much less developed and peaceful and has the most incredible waves. Not good for peaceful swimming but great craic to play in!

Last two days in Sri Lanka were spent in a fort town called Galle. Fort built by the Dutch in the 1600's and the old town is all inside it. Lovely to walk around the entire Fort wall. Great views, very chilled out, lots of art galleries, cafes and things to see around the town. Our favourite town that we visited. Much more sedate then the majority of places where the traffic can just overwhelm. Interesting to read that when the tsunami hit in 2004, the old town (everything inside the 400 year old fort walls) was relatively unaffected but lots of people killed and buildings washed away outside the walls. The phrase they don't build them like they used to is so true its scary around here.

And so ends the Sri Lankan adventure, a great country, lovely people, delighted we visited. Next stop Malaysia.....



Our route: Fly Perth to Colombo, Colombo to Kandy, Kandy to Sigriya (via Polonuruwa), Adams Peak, train Hatton to Ella, Tissa (Yalla National Park), Unawatuna, Galle, fly Colombo to Kuala Lumpar

Saturday, 8 November 2014

3- Australia: The Wild West

As we step into Perth airport, Aoife now has a full house having visited all of the seven Australian states- names and main cities are 1.Victoria (Melbourne), 2.South Australia (Adelaide), 3.New South Wales (Sydney) 4.Queensland (Brisbane) 5.Tasmania (Hobart) 6.Northern Territory (Darwin), 7.ACT (Canberra). I’ll always have a gap in my CV having never visited Canberra, most Australians have told me I’m not missing much, Aoife assures me it’s a vital part of any trip to Australia and my time here has been wasted as a result of not visiting it!

Pretty confident we’ve seen more of Australia then most of the Australian population. Our knowledge of Australian tourism is in the top percentile, something that we couldn’t say about our knowledge of Irish tourism, it’s on our to do list to change that! Maybe in 2016!

Our plan is to rent a car and drive between Perth and Exmouth- the cost to rent the car in Perth and return to Exmouth is $1,200, to rent the car in Exmouth and return it to Perth is $300. Not a tough decision so hop onto a flight to Exmouth and begin our drive back down to Perth. Seven days, 2,300 kilometres (equivalent of Malin to Mizen head four times!).

The west coast isn’t as famous as the East coast probably due to its barren nature. Not a whole lot of towns or villages (zero cities!) after Perth so lots of driving but what it lacks in people it makes up for in scenery and wildlife. We’ve never seen anything like the roads- long, long, long and straight. They literally go on for as far as you can see. They’re like the Great Wall of China- you stop at the top of a hill and look and as far as you can see the road stretches out over the horizon.  Makes for a great view, not the most exciting driving though! One morning all our GPS had to say to us was- “in 150km turn right”, next instruction an hour and a bit later was “in 180km turn right”. Not the most difficult instructions to follow!

One of the nice things of these drives is there is a lot of wildlife around the roads- obviously very dangerous if they run on the road but very pretty if they’re just chilling on the side of the road. Saw lots of roadkill along the way, mostly poor unfortunate kangaroos. Had one (live) kangaroo hop across the road on us and saw lizards, goats, sheep, horses, wallabies, emus along the way. Had emus roaming around a few of the campsites too- all this before we did any activities to see wildlife. The highlights of the trip were definitely these organized activities- snorkeling in Coral Bay, we were in the water with six large manta rays, amazing creatures, 3 metres wide weighing almost a ton each. 


Later on that day we had a school of reef sharks swimming around beneath where we were snorkeling along with a few turtles and lots of other fish. Very cool. Our next stop in the wild west brought us to Monkey Mia where each morning wild dolphins come in to be fed- went along to the feeding twice, the second time Aoife got chosen to participate and feed the dolphins. Not jealous at all. Went there years ago with Ferg and he got picked out, clearly the dolphins do not like me!


Relatively incident free first week of travelling, peace and quiet really as Vodafone reception does not exist on the west coast. Driving and site seeing during the day, barbecue and beers at night. Tough life!

Only incident was where I locked the car keys in the boot of the car. Thankfully our days touristing was already done and they had someone out to us in a few hours to open her up. No damage done to me or my marriage- all still good J! Second last night in Australia, my wife was treated to an ensuite room, first time on this trip. Quite the treat- it is our honeymoon after all!

On our way back to Perth, we stopped off at The Pinnacles. Fields upon fields of limestone pillars- very photogenic limestone pillars I might add.

Two nights in Perth (Fremantle to be exact) before we head off on next leg. We booked accommodation through AirBnB- never used it before. Basic concept is people rent their house/ apartment/ spare room/ shed to people. Very clever. Had the run of a lovely apartment in Fremantle to ourselves for the few days. Handy out!

We arrived in Australia in August 2010, now in November 2014 we’re leaving, Will we be back? Who knows, what we do know is that Sri Lanka is next…………..

Our route: Fly Melbourne to Perth, Perth to Exmouth, Drive Exmouth (Turquoise Bay, Charles Knife Gorge, Cape Range National Park)- Coral Bay, Monkey Mia (Shire of Shark Bay, Shell Beach, Stromolites Little Lagoon), Kalbarri (Kalbarri National Park), Geraldton, Pinnacles, Perth.

Wednesday, 5 November 2014

2- Australia: Leaving “home”

I’ll have to look up a dictionary to find out how exactly the word “home” is defined. Is your home where you come from, where you live, where your heart is? Whichever it is for four years we’ve called Melbourne home never quite sure if it was or not. At this stage, we’re all packed up and ready to go, time to say goodbye to a fantastic city. Great memories, great people, great experiences.

Since we’ve been here it’s moved up to number one in the world’s most livable city poll, well deserved- not saying we had any influence on it but if it drops down next year then it’s valid to at least ask the question!

It’s now a factually correct statement to say we are homeless and jobless. Our parents must be so proud! Is this the life that Aoife signed up for when she married me? Emm, yes most definitely!




It’s been a whirlwind few weeks. They say moving house is one of the most stressful things you can do, I wholeheartedly agree. Moving your house into nine boxes to be shipped to Ireland (thanks Noelle & Jimmy!) while selling or disposing of everything else is a very stressful exercise. In Australia, all accommodation is unfurnished so over four years we’ve gathered a huge amount of stuff. So much to do and all while finishing up work and planning a round the world trip as well- yikes, at least we weren’t planning a wedding at the same time too- silver linings! 

As our furniture and goods were sold off, we did have the perk that we could avail of accommodation in one of the hotels I work for- the five star Olsen hotel was a suitable segway between 3 Moore Street in South Yarra and the campsites, hostels of Western Australia. 



In the airport, ready for takeoff- let the games begin!