Sunday, 22 February 2015

10- New Zealand: Finally looking in the neighbour’s house


We moved to Melbourne in August 2010. Since then, as well as enjoying the hospitality of our hosts we’ve looked longingly across the Tasman at the neighbours across the bay and wondered what their place was like. So in the last few years as we’ve slowly ticked through each of the Australian states, New Zealand has stood out as a glaring omission on our résumé. Now in 2015, we remedy that!

On planning our trip, one of the things we realized early on was that there was so much to do and see. All amazing things but it was often hard to figure out any hierarchy- in Australia you’d have Sydney harbour, Great Barrier Reef and Ayers Rock as probably the big three. In New Zealand, there seemed to be 25 things to see and do with some people doing some things, some doing others but with no real must see sights. We got sample itineraries from three friends- all did completely different things; all saw different sites and all had absolutely amazing times! We had given ourselves four weeks and planned on that basis splitting our time fairly evenly between north and south islands.

Our first stop was Auckland, the biggest city (but not the capital)- a nice place to walk around, most of the action as far as we could see was outside of the central area- Devonport, Mount Eden, Ponsonby. A nice stop, relaxing and perfect for getting over our terrible jetlag, we’d always heard it was worst going East to West but how we felt after our Hong Kong to Auckland flight put that one completely to bed- we felt like we’d just stumbled out of a tumble dryer! One afternoon to morning sleep thankfully got rid of most of it along with a dose of Auckland hospitality. After that it was time to pick up our rental car and hit the road- off to the Bay of Islands we go.

As the name helpfully suggests, Bay of Islands is a bay full of islands in the north of the north island- it’s a beautiful area of the country. As the name also suggests, a rental car will only get you so far around here! So, we traded in the rental car for a day and hopped on board a catamaran to see some more of these islands. Great way to spend a day and lovely way to sail through and around lots of the islands. Lots of other great things to see and do in this area (as there seems to be in every area of New Zealand) as we spent a day driving to the lighthouse at Cape Reinga, Ninety mile beach and going sandboarding down some huge sand dunes out there. Definitely a great way to start our time in New Zealand.


After that, we headed down to Rotorua and its surroundings- it’s definitely one of the craziest areas we’ve been in- huge amount of volcanic activity below the surface of the town- so much so that it seems that every person in the town has their own hot tub! You can walk down some streets and see steam pluming out of the open sewers. Walk through the parks and there are lots of similar activity as well as pools of bubbling mud and geysers. It’s the normality of it that just seems crazy. The locals just accept that they live on top of this endless natural supply of very hot water! They’ve also clearly become very accustomed to the smell generated by the sulphur that surrounds the entire town. I haven’t come across such a smell of rotten eggs since I shared a bedroom with three of my brothers. The place reeks! The big decision at night is whether to open the window to cool the room but at the same time let the smell in- tough call.

Just before we got to Rotorua we went to another place with a wonderfully self-explanatory name- Hot Water Beach. A tourism industry has been born there based on a 100m section of the local beach where at low tide if you dig down (you can rent shovels there!) hot water comes up and fills the pools. The temperature varies depending on where on the beach you are but the temperature can get to over 60 degrees- not boiling but you couldn’t put your foot into it, it’s so hot. Tourists get great satisfaction in building their own little hot tubs! Good fun.

The next big volcanic stop was to Wai-o-Tapu national park where you are able to see the full array of volcanic activity- geyser explosion, steaming pools of water, the lingering smell of sulphur, huge pools of bubbling mud, a lake of luminesce yellow water due to sulphur. I’ve never seen anything like it.

That night in Rotorua, we signed up to head to Tamaki for a Maori cultural experience. A great night, really good fun and well done. They have an old Maori village built where they show you a lot of the old traditions that they have- learning to do the haka being the main one! I can only say that my regular dance abilities are just as good as my traditional New Zealand dance abilities- you can interpret that whatever way you want! They teach you a little bit of Maori too, the only phrase that sticks with me as you see it written on posters around New Zealand also is “Kia Ora” which is basically hello/ goodbye/ good wishes/ good health”. Nice to know.


I must say I’m fascinated by Maori’s not just their history and the way they lived but also the place they hold in New Zealand society. The Maori culture is front and centre in not just New Zealand tourism but seems to held in quite high esteem by New Zealanders in general. It makes for such a huge contrast when you look across the Tasman at Australia’s relationship with the Aboriginals and how little they have integrated and how they are effectively swept under the carpet.  Even the fact that the All Blacks do the haka before matches is a sign of how integrated they are. The thought of an Australian national team doing a song and a dance from the aboriginals is just so far gone from reality its laughable. I am obviously simplifying it hugely and it’s a major thing that goes back hundreds of years- to think that the Maoris and “the Europeans” had a treaty signed in 1840, again contrasting that with Australia where Aboriginals had the same rights as flora and fauna up until 1967. Two countries so close to each other, both with indigenous populations, two completely different histories.

So I think it’s great that the New Zealanders are so open to their two groups of indigenous- Maoris and Hobbits! Hobbits are so integrated that they have their own town and tourist site for you to visit- Hobbiton. Driving around the country, on both islands, you’ll see huge advertising for sites which are featured in one of the six movies (three Lord of the Rings, three Hobbits). Such a massive way to show off your country. Must have generated a huge amount of tourism from it. They are very proud of it also and really embrace the whole thing which is great- from having a huge statue of a dwarf in Auckland airport welcoming you to Middle Earth to Air New Zealand running a video of their safety video featuring orcs, hobbits, elves, dwarfs and all sorts. It’s the first safety video I’ve watched on a flight in a long time- Must see TV!


Our final stop before the south island was Wellington- we were catching the ferry from here the following morning so took the afternoon and evening to look around. A very nice city, pretty quirky. Much more things to do in the city then Auckland, which seemed to have most things out in the various suburbs. A nice way to finish off the North island.

The north island is beautiful, we loved it. The highlights for us were the geysers and other volcanic related sites in Rotorua and the Maori experience. With regards to scenery, it’s a hugely impressive island, maybe the most beautiful we’ve seen……… until you get to the South island!

Our first indication that the South was a beautiful place was actually on the ferry crossing. With our car safely tucked away below deck, we had three hours to marvel at the views. This isn’t a regular ferry crossing as land is in sight the whole time and it spends at least half of the journey navigating down through a channel where you’re surrounded by rolling hills, beautiful blue water and loads of small islands. Photos, photos and more photos! It’s breathtaking, a highly recommended ferry crossing.

As you may have gathered, we’re not just about scenery and sites, we like to have fun too! And so we headed to Renwick which just happens to be in the middle of the Marlborough wine valley- who knew!? “When in Rome” they say! So the next morning we set out to explore some of the local sites, most of which reside inside nicely chilled bottles! Just to add another twist to the event, our tour was done on bikes. Unlike Yarra Valley which we were big fans of visiting when living in Melbourne, it is very flat which makes navigating between the wineries nice and easy. It’s a great way to spend a day and to confirm what we’d suspected for quite a while, New Zealand make some very good white wines!

And the next morning, fresh as daisies, we headed to Takaka, which was our base for the next few days for our hiking in Abel Tasman National Park. As you can imagine, the national park is absolutely massive so there’s a huge choice of things to do. We decided on a hike from Marahau to Totaranui, 42km long split over two days. To do this we needed to avail of some public transport which in this case was a boat to drop us into the middle of the park so we could walk back to the car park on the two days.  no cars allowed in the park so the boat is the only way to do it. A novel way to start the days walking. They are great walking trails there bringing you up through the forests, down through bays and beaches and various places in between. Spectacular scenery surrounded us, all helped by lovely blue skies. We try to say that we can’t let the weather affect our trip but having those blue skies sure helps the photos! So after two long days, we were tired but delighted with ourselves. The few days were definitely one of the highlights of our time in New Zealand.

Takaka (our base for the walk) is a funny little town, not much to it but the thing that you can’t miss about it is that it’s full of hippies!  As to why they were all there still isn’t very clear to us- presumably they were all trying to “find themselves”. The funny thing is that I’m pretty sure these are the people that my father in law thinks we’re hanging out with! Just to confirm Jimmy, these are not the people we have been spending our time with and have no current plans to go live on a commune and spend our days singing “kum by yah”! Our first night we were in the supermarket and the place was full of them, there must have been a sale on lentils, we could barely get down the aisles of the store. My wife observed that a certain aisle was very quiet with nobody there- what aisle you ask? Shampoo and washing products of course- not a sinner there, you couldn’t make it up!

They seem like an amiable enough bunch, just a wee bit weird for our tastes. But if any of those photographed are reading this blog then seriously I love your style!

Our next stop was a last minute decision for us to head West towards Glacier country and do a heli hike- for the uninitiated, that is a helicopter ride halfway up the glacier and then a hike around it to see the ice features such as caves, arches and to generally get a feel for the scale of the glacier. We initially hadn’t planned to go there and instead had penciled in to go see glaciers in Chilean Patagonia instead. However, after consulting a map and realising that Chile is over 4,300 km long, we decided to go with the more conveniently located New Zealand glaciers instead. Lo Siento, Chile. 

The day out was hugely impressive. The glaciers are amazing to see and definitely worth the trip. Amazing to see all the little features and to stand on them and get an idea of the pure scale of them. Epic. 

We’re told that a few years ago, a helicopter ride was unnecessary to see the glaciers but they have receded so much in that last few years that a regular hike at the bottom is distinctly unimpressive. Our guide told us that they have pretty much stopped those tours fully as interest as waned completely on them. The heli hike tours are still very much in demand but it will be interesting to see for how many more years. I say this as you can clearly see how much the glaciers have receded in the last few years, by the growth of vegetation on the mountain side and judging by the huge level of water pouring off them each day in the form of waterfalls, its very easy to see that they are only going one way. So to any shareholders in the Fox Glacier Heli Hike company I’d be trying to sell my shares in the next few years before you’re left giving tours over a former glacier valley that now has a lake at the bottom instead. And who says global warming doesn’t exist?!

Christchurch, our next port of call has only been reopened for business since June 2013. The city centre earthquake in 2011 that killed 185 people absolutely decimated the city- incredible to walk through the city and see so much empty space where buildings have been leveled and so many more are held up by steel supports or stacks of shipping containers. Christchurch life for the most part has migrated to the suburbs away from the city centre. The main shopping mall is now housed in a bunch of shipping containers and worst of all since the big earthquake in 2011, they’ve had over 13,000 earthquakes since- the majority being tiny or far below the surface of the city but it’s still an earthquake. Crazy to think they could rebuild everything and have it all ripped apart again without warning. Obviously that sort of positivity isn’t on the tourism material and certainly the locals seem to be just getting on with life and the task at hand of rebuilding the city. Great to see.

If planning a trip, it’s always nice to plan it so you’re getting to see better and better things along the way rather than seeing the highlight in the first few days and then pale imitations after that. By luck more then anything else, we went North to South which was great, by the same reasoning, it was lucky that we left Queenstown to last as it’s definitely the best of the cities in New Zealand. A great place to chill out, situated on the water surrounded by spectacular mountain ranges on all sides. If chilling out is not your thing and your funds allow it then the Kiwis will be only too eager to inject you with adrenaline in a myriad of different ways- bungee jumping, skydives, paragliding, speedboating, ziplining, luge racing. Anything you can think of, they do it here- the world leader for “Extreme” sports. We got our “fix” through zip lining and luge go-karting, less extreme then lots of activities but a lot of fun and much more economical! You can’t do everything.

All in all, our odometer ticked over 4,700 km in our rental car- thankfully we had selected unlimited km’s for the rental! A huge distance but spread over a month and split between two drivers was very doable. I have the trucker hat now, so I just need a singlet and I’ll be all set for a change in career. It’s a testament to how much there is to see here and what we really loved about it is that when travelling between two places oftentimes we found that the scenery on the drives was as jaw dropping as the actual end destination. It’s a stunning country, as beautiful a place as I’ve seen and with that recommendation it’s time to close another chapter, hop on a flight, brush up on our Spanish and head to South America. Next stop Santiago. See you there.


Our route:
North Island- Fly to Auckland, drive to Paihia (day trip around Bay of Islands and to Cape Reinga), Hot water beach, Rotorua, Lake Taupo, Wellington, ferry to Picton

South Island- Arrive in Picton by ferry from Wellington, Renwick, Takaka (day trips to Abel Tasman national park and Golden Bay), Franz Josef (day trip to Fox Glacier), Christchurch, Wanaka, Queenstown, fly to Santiago

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