Thursday, 7 May 2015

15- Guatemala: Guat’s up?

Our first stopping point in Central America is Guatemala as we make our way up to Mexico and beyond. After arriving to Guatemala City airport, we headed straight for Antigua rather than stay around as we had heard there’s not much to see. Antigua was lovely, very much a tourist destination- it has a population of just 35,000 versus 4.5m in Guatemala City- a bit of a different scale. It was also the first time we realized that Guatemala was obviously very close to America as there were so many tourists there. The influence can be seen clearly, not just in the higher prices of items with lots of touristy businesses catering to the US dollar but also in the t-shirts on sale on the streets- “Guat’s up” and “Guatever” were the two that stuck as my favourites- pretty sure these weren’t being produced for the locals to wear!

Antigua was also the place where we began to see a huge amount of street traders plying their wares selling anything and everything- no different from a lot of the countries we’ve visited. However, the big difference we found, and something we hadn’t been aware of, was that a large number of these traders are children. It’s one of these things where first you take a picture of this wonderfully “foreign” scene as you see a child, cute as can be trying to flog something on the street. It’s only when you stop and look around you realize that this isn’t a child out for an hour a week at the weekend helping her parents, this is a child who’s daily life is to try to bring home money to feed the family. Some of these children couldn’t have been older than six years old. As you continue to look around, you realize that the person pushing a wheelbarrow down the street filled with peanuts for sale might be fifteen, the person shining shoes looks to be about twelve and a whole variety of children in traditional outfits try to sell bracelets to tourists or simply pose for photographs for a few quetzals.

When I did some research online, I found out that they estimate that 15% of 7-12 year olds in Guatemala work for a living and don’t go to school at all. How any seven year old could perform a task well enough to earn money seems amazing in its own right. This isn’t a tourist problem either, selling to tourists is just another sales category to them, it has just become a feature of their society. Obviously tourists don’t help these situations by giving money to them- we heard a number of people reasoning that they were “assisting the families by helping to put food on the table” or “isn’t it good that they learn English by talking to tourists”- technically that’s true and you buying a beer from a ten year old on the street does put money in the families pocket but it also encourages the parents to keep the children on the streets as a source of income for the family.

Just a very sad life for them and really a road to nowhere- what happens to a cute kid selling goods to tourists on the street? Well they’ll grow up, will be unable to write their name, will have no education and will just be another grown up selling goods on the street and that’s no doubt the best case scenario for them. You’d hope that someone in the country has plans to try to fix this cycle as you’d imagine it will only continue to get worse.

Well that’s not the cheeriest opening I’ve ever written so …….. anyone for chocolate?!

I thought that’d cheer you up- one afternoon we attended a chocolate making course called “From the bean to the bar” where we got to make our own chocolate bars right from the cocoa beans. Actually really fascinating as it also involved talking about the beginning of chocolate (the Mayans used to drink hot chocolate), the development of chocolate (the conquering Spaniards return home and made hot chocolate for the King but added vanilla, cinnamon and a few other ingredients to change the taste (i.e. improve it) and make it worthy of a King)) to chocolate today (Henri Nestlé was the first person to make chocolate into bar form for consumption). But in between all the learning we got to spend time making actually chocolate- crushing the cocoa beans with pestle and mortar, grinding them, heating them and adding our own ingredients to make our own chocolate- nice little reward for ourselves.

Between all that, we also did a half-day tour up one of the local volcanoes- this is a very active area for volcanoes with at least three active ones around. We went up, Pacaya, who’s last eruption was in March 2014, not a long period of dormancy but enough to allow us to go up the top and to even toast a few marshmallows in some of the steam vents near the top- as a delicacy volcanic melted marshmallows are right up there near the top of our list, liquefied insides while toasting the outside- bliss. Easily makes the hike up worthwhile!

So after enjoying the delights that Antigua had to offer we hopped on a shuttle bus to Lanquin. Every country you visit, you find a different take on the best way to get around. Obviously in countries with not much public transport you end up relying on tourist transfers (if available)- that is where we ended up in Guatemala and they are really handy as they effectively take you from your hostel in one town to your hostel in another town. Cuts out interaction with locals but certainly makes movement within the country easier if not faster. Per Google maps, the trip from Antigua to Lanquin is 230km and by car will take just over 4 hours. By shuttlebus, the scheduled time is 6 to 8 hours. It took us nine and half! The amusing part of all of these trips is the acceptance that you’re unlikely to get there on time- the fact that they offer a 2 hour variance for arrival time is hilarious, the fact that they then missed their “worst case scenario” by another hour and a half reaches into the realms of absurdity. I suppose, when your driver pulls over to get the bus washed, while running so far behind schedule, kind of sums up their level of urgency! As if to say, “I mightn’t get you there on time but I will get you there in a nice clean bus”!

Our main motivation for heading to Lanquin was to do a day trip to Semuc Champey. As tours go, this one has rough and ready written all over it and when that’s the case, start as you mean to go on. With that in mind, the tour guide turned up with a van with an open back- twenty in the group so seventeen of us end up standing in the back of the van as we set off on the hour long trip- “OK, we must have booked the backpacker trip”! Such home comforts were never considered necessary for us as we were well aware that there would be no comforts where we were heading- our first stop of the day was to the caves of Semuc Champey. These caves are famous because in any developed country they could not possibly be a tourist attraction! In Guatemala, the rules are a bit more lax and as such tourists flock to explore the caves. Before you go inside, the guide handed us each out a candle, kindly lit it and told us not to get it wet, as it had to last us the next two hours. Sounds easy!

Off we go into the caves and within twenty feet, our feet are wet but candles are still comfortably dry. No problem so far- just an hour and fifty nine minutes to go! Five minutes later, we began to realize that keeping this candle dry was going to be like a challenge from The Amazing Race- the depth of the water escalated fast and soon you’re left without a choice but to swim through the cave, one armed obviously, as you’ve a lit candle in the other hand! Such a bizarre site to see a long line of tourists (although you mostly just see candles!) swimming along through the caves looking for the next ladder or rope to climb or maybe just a rock to stand on- health and safety requirements were left in the back of the van!

At no point did the guide ask if people could swim or required life jackets- besides informing us that the candles weren’t waterproof, his guiding basically ended with “follow me”! But as with all these things, the manicness of the situation was half the fun so as long as you didn’t kick a rock too hard or fall too far behind the group then you would have had the most amazing time. We certainly did and for the record- no our candles did not stay dry- we did pretty well until the point where we came to a tunnel and one by one we were told to slide down through it into a black hole where we couldn’t see what was beyond it- the answer? A few foot drop into a big pool of water and a certain dunking for us and the poor candle! It was a valiant effort on our part but I think it was a test that everyone fails!

After we got back to some natural light and dried ourselves off, we walked to the pools of Semuc Champey- beautiful turquoise pools on a number of different levels with little waterfalls flowing between them. Really gorgeous. You’re also able to do a twenty-minute hike up a hill to get a view down over them which is really nice but not much can compete with swimming in such nice water. Just a great day out.

After a day like that, it’s really nice to come back and have a hot (or warm) shower to relax but as is the joy of travelling, we’ve hit a bit of a bad patch when it comes to facilities! All of the accommodation we stayed in Northern Colombia didn’t even bother including a second tap on the sinks or showers (i.e. a hot tap)- sure I suppose what’s the point in making empty promises! Its funny the little privileges you miss like a hot shower when you turn on the hot tap (if available!) or being able to throw toilet paper in the toilet rather then in a bin next to the toilet (ideally with a lid on it), maybe having shower curtains that don’t allow the entire bathroom to look like a scene from the titanic or as my wife points out, there hasn’t been proper lighting in a room we’ve stayed in six months- oh the woes we have while travelling!

Our favourite Guatemalan quirk though was saved for the ATMs- it’s always a challenge to find ATMs that work. We’ve had no trouble in most countries, Brazil’s ATM’s were particularly fussy- only one of the main banks accepted my card- yes, all expenses are coming from my card. My wife has this marriage thing down pat! Anyway, back to Guatemala and their ATMs. The first three ATMs we tried all brought up an error saying “the chip on your card cannot be read, please try again later”. Getting frustrated we tried another ATM as having no cash would make travelling that bit more difficult. The fourth ATM brought up the same message but had a different sequence so when we took out the card, a message popped up saying “Please enter your PIN”- it was then we realized that all of the ATMs we tried were showing an incorrect English message on their screens! So the chip in our card is fine but the English of whoever made the ATMs in Guatemala is slightly off!

Our final Guatemalan stop was to Flores. It is a small island connected to the mainland by road and the main stopping point for those wishing to visit Tikal. Flores itself is a nice place, easy to walk around and with plenty of taxiboats ready and able to find you a beach to bring you to. Most people who visit here only have eyes for Tikal but it is a nice spot in its own right. The aforementioned Tikal is the first set of Mayan ruins that we visited but we have a long list on our to do list for Mexico so this’ll be a good trial run. From talking to various people, each set of Mayan ruins all have certain things that make them “must see”. Tikal’s main selling point is the scale of the monuments and the ability to climb up them and get amazing views from them over the jungle or down to other monuments.

A bit of trivia for you- Tikal featured in the first star wars movie! There’s a shot over the jungle featuring two of the temples (similar to the photo to the side but with no aliens in it). Not a big star wars person and it was released in 1977 but I have verified that this is correct. No idea how George Lucas decided on Guatemala all those years ago but there you go.

We had a really cool day out in Tikal and it was good to dip our toes into Mayan culture and their history. The temples are amazing. Really big and well preserved. There’s a lot of renovation going on but we got the impression that this was constant- either polishing up temples that have already been restored or trying to recover other temples which have been taken over by the jungle many years ago- the site was abandoned in the tenth century. Well worth a visit but as to where it stands in the pantheon of Mayan ruins, we’ll have to get back to you on that.

In the meantime, we’ve a little pitstop in Belize to focus on. Four days of rest & relaxation ahead since as I’ve explained the touristy business can be a whole lot of hard work!

Click here to see a selection of photos from our Guatemalan trip

Our route:

Fly to Guatemala city, straight to Antigua, bus to Lanquin (day trip to Semuc Champey), bus to Flores (day trip to Tikal), bus to Belize

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