Tuesday, 7 April 2015

13- Brazil: No strings attached

On leaving Bolivia and flying across the continent to Brazil we moved from one of the poorer South American countries to one of the richer. But our first impressions weren’t with the contrast in wealth but with the contrast in clothing. Obviously weather plays a large role in the dress codes of the respective countries but so does lack of inhibitions! Brazilians seem to spend so much time on the beaches that their swimwear is effectively their national dress but in most cases its far closer to a state of undress!


Built more with an all round tan in mind, the locals wear them with pride and for the locals in question it doesn’t matter if they’re built to wear a thong or not! No holding back with this lot so whether the subject entices you to look at them or to avert your eyes, they really don’t care. Not a bother on them and certainly contributes to a day at the beach being a feast of people watching. It’s not often your wife turns and says “this’ll be the only country I’m likely to say this in but quick look at the ass on that girl over there!”  

We flew into the second city, Sao Paulo, but hadn’t scheduled much time there so any fans of the city have a right to feel neglected. So after virtually skipping Sao Paulo we began our trek north by heading to the wonderfully named Paraty. Any city with party in the name is fine by us and by the luck of the Irish, didn’t we arrive there on St Patrick’s Day. If you’re celebrating Patrick’s Day abroad, it’s always nice to go where there are loads of Irish so that you can celebrate together. As an alternative route we went to a town where we were the only Irish so that we could be treated like Z-list celebrities for a night. “Hello Ms Brazilian girl, I see you’re wearing green, did you know we’re Irish, oh you don’t speak English, how about I show you my passport and point out the word next to Nationality instead. Bingo, new best friend for the night, easy as!”

As well as being a place that loves Patrick’s Day and the Irish, Paraty is a very nice cobblestoned town with great access to beaches and has lots of things to do. Our first 5 days were spent between here and a nearby island, Ilha Grande. They gave us a nice welcome to Brazil and especially to Brazilian beaches. It has almost 7,500km of coastline so you can be sure that they have plenty of amazing beaches to show off. We dipped our toes in to prepare ourselves for Rio and some of the most famous beaches in the world.

Brazil has a reputation of being a dangerous country and to a certain extent its justified but on travelling through the country the vibe that comes to the forefront is more their love of life and fun rather than anything darker. They certainly know how to have fun and we did our best to try to jump on that bandwagon by going to the beach and drinking beers, just like the locals. We did give the thongs a skip though!

The owner of our hostel in Rio had a funny anecdote about Brazil culture- he told us that there are many rich people in Rio and many poor people in the favelas but once they get to the beach, all Brazilians are equal. “We all wear the same type of togs, we all drink the same brand of beer, we all sit on the same sand and we all rent the same deckchairs for a dollar…….. because Brazilians are all lazy, we don’t want to carry our own chairs down to the beach!”. Sums them up, they really do have their priorities right!


Rio is an awesome city and is a city best enjoyed while bathed in sunshine- I suppose most cities are but visiting there and not being able to avail of the beaches is such a tease. Thankfully after arriving into Rio in the rain, the weather cleared up and we really got to see what all the fuss is about. The postcard picture of Rio is of Christ the Redeemer. As it is so big and is so high up, there are plenty of places around Rio where you glimpse it looking down on you. It’s a fantastic thing to be walking along and randomly glimpse the site of it through a gap in two buildings.

Once the sun came out, we said we would make the trip up the hill to get a closer look at Him. Shuttle buses run regularly up to the hill and from there you can walk the last few hundred metres, or catch an escalator if you’re feeling the heat. On getting to the top, two things will strike you:
1. The statue is really cool and the views from the top are spectacular 
2. Tourists are such funny creatures!

We were there during their low season but even still the place was thronged with sightseers each trying to capture the perfect moment of them with the statue and nobody in the background- a virtual impossibility! Given the height of the statue (34m) it’s hard enough to get a photo that includes Him and you, let alone get the angle right to exclude everyone else (although using a Brazilian flag to block out the crowd was one of our better ideas!). You have people everywhere, you have people walking into photos, you have silly poses, you have people lying on the ground hoping you don’t get stood on to take a picture- guilty on all counts, your honour! It’s manic and it’s fantastic.

But all that fooling about shouldn’t take away from the views, Rio is definitely best viewed from a height. White sand beaches all around surrounded by skyscrapers, with the bays full of boats. Spectacular. Our next stop was to get another view of that scene but this time, higher up and including Christ the Redeemer in the vista. In order to do that we crossed the city and took a cable car up Sugarloaf Mountain for another spectacular view, this time with the sun setting over the city. It made for definitely one of the most memorable days of our trip. Rio in all its glory and it very much lives up the hype.

Along the way we were introduced to one of the joys of Brazilian cuisine- the “per kilo” restaurants. These are very common restaurants that are a buffet style restaurant whereby they weigh your plate each time you go up and charge you whatever their per kilo rate is. Quite a good way to eat and we had varying success with them. Obviously all of the restaurants operate with a different per kilo rate but generally they’re a pretty cheap way to eat. One of the quirks that we learned early on was to check what type of plates they use because there’s a considerable price difference from when the restaurant uses plastic plates (good!) to when they swap them out for large heavy ceramic ones (bad!). In these restaurants presentation isn’t the key measure for how we evaluated them!

This links in with the funny way in which their nightclubs operate. On entering the club you’re given either a docket or a plastic card with your name on it. Every time you want a drink you hand it over and its added to your tab. No money is paid over the bar. But the catch is that the bouncers will not let you out of the club until you provide them with a receipt proving you’ve cleared your bill. In an instance where you misplace or lost your docket, fines can be up to 500 reais- not an ideal outcome. As was mentioned previously our Spanish is at remedial levels, however compared to our level of Portuguese we’re A-level students! So trying to decipher why the bouncers wouldn’t let us out of the club when we hadn’t bought anything took a while. The trick then came when we realized on going to get our exit stamp that there was an entry charge- very clever! I suppose now that I think about it, it’s probably akin to an exit fee rather than an entrance fee. We were hostages within a nightclub- could be worse I suppose!

So besides beaches, sunshine and strange billing systems, what else does Rio have to offer? Well, actually quite a lot, we did a wonderful walking tour one day around the city, which gave us a great insight into the history and a lot of the sites that we may not have been comfortable doing ourselves. I suppose that is one of the unfortunate things about being a tourist in Brazil- you are confronted with so many warnings not to walk in certain areas, to get taxis most places, to always watch the stuff you have and to always bring minimal things with you. Generally during the day we had no issues and no reasons to feel uncomfortable but it does affect your overall experience as we happily walked around Asian cities one after the other without any hassles. I suppose its better to be too cautious then too cavalier. That was a long explanation for why we found ourselves on a walking tour rather than walking ourselves!

But by walking alone you definitely miss out on the history so it was nice to get some anecdotes about the place- my favourite being that at one stage in its history Rio de Janeiro was the capital of Portugal! The only South American city to ever be a capital of a European country- I suppose it figures that it wouldn’t be that common an occurrence! On our tour, we visited the Seleron steps which are fantastic- the story being that a local artist (Seleron) who lived nearby thought they were very dull so decided one day to paint them to brighten them. When he was finished that he decided that tiling them with colourful tiles would be even better and so what turned out to be a lifelong art project began. As time went on, people from around the world began visiting and Seleron continued to put down new tiles. This constant evolution was assisted by those tourists sending tiles from their own country to him to put on the stairs! All this ended very strangely when he was found dead on the stairs one morning, no explanation has ever been given for why he was there or how he died…….

So Rio was a big hit with us, one of our favourite cities. Lots to do during the day, lots to do at night. We stayed five nights but would happily have stayed five more but we had lots of places to see so another night bus was boarded and off to Ouro Preto we go. It’s a lovely little town with narrow windy cobblestone streets and lots of hills. We spent a lovely afternoon walking up and down these streets as we navigated around the towns 23 churches! No town this size needs 23 churches but it’s a great way to spend a day. All very different styles, all with varying views. Some of them built at the top of hills amongst bushland are really beautiful.

Continuing our voyage north, we hopped on a plane (we do have a night bus limit!) and headed for Lencois and the national park that is around that area, Parque Nacional Chapada Diamantina. It’s off the beaten track but well worth the visit. We did two day trips here into the park and did not regret it. Beautiful sites, very different to anything we’d seen anywhere else. The highlight of the first day being a swimming stop in the turquoise blue water of Poco Azul. When you’re in there you realize that the water is actually perfectly clear but that the amazing colours are coming from a combination of the sunlight and the rocks underneath you. 


The itinerary for the second day was changed from the original schedule as rain the previous week had ruled out one of the commonly visited sites for us. We weren’t too happy about this but to compensate us we were going to visit some caves instead. In hindsight we were incredibly lucky. It always helps when expectations aren’t that high starting off but the Torrinha caves were one of the highlights of our Brazilian trip. We spent two hours underground, going 2.5km into the mountain to view the incredible array of formations that were to be found there- too many stalactites, stalagmites and columns to count as well as one formation that has been found nowhere else in the world and they are still confused as to how exactly it formed. But it wasn’t just the constant views that entertained us, it was also the fact that many of the routes to get through the caves involved crawling or stooped walking to get through. Luckily we were behind in laundry so clean clothes weren’t being worn! We were going along routes 2 and 3 through the caves. When we enquired why we weren’t going on route 1, we were told that this route was no longer safe. Oh OK! When do you expect it to be reopened? Probably never we were told. Well, that’s emphatically uncomforting! Thankfully routes 2 and 3 proved nice and stable and rewarded us with a great afternoon. Reward for our bravery came in the form of sunset over the valley and a bottle of wine back in Lencois. It’s the least a brave tourist deserves!

Lencois as a town was a lovely chilled out place full of lovely cafes and restaurants. Perfect base for tackling the national park. It did have more cobblestones to test our decision to buy wheelie rucksacks over regular rucksacks- we stand by the decision based on them being put on our backs twice in a five-month period but they really do not work on cobblestones!

Our final stop in Brazil was to Salvador, the afro Brazilian capital. A big change in vibe and skin colour- we definitely didn’t blend in as easily! It’s a really fun city, very vibrant with lots to do. As with a lot of these cities, the main tourist area lies in the Old Quarter where all the buildings are protected and so it’s like taking a step back in time. In Salvador its very hard not to notice that there is a very heavy police presence around these areas also. Keeping tourists safe was clearly a priority. We had a lovely time there getting to experience the local culture, which is very music heavy with a bit of capoeira (Brazilian fighting/ dancing!) thrown in.

This is where we spent our Easter so got a chance to see the locals take on the stations of the cross. We also spent time looking at the local churches- Brazilian is over 60% Catholic, hence the large amount of churches. Makes a change from all the temples in Asia we visited! Our favourite was Sao Francisco church- amazingly ornate, huge silver chandeliers, massive amount of gold inside there all contribute to the spectacular view inside. However the devils in the detail and it’s the little touches that make it so much different. The church was built by the slaves in 1700’s but the slaves weren’t allowed to practice their own religion. As acts of defiance the slaves didn’t carve the cherubs as you traditionally would, instead they carved some of them deformed, some of them pregnant, some of them very well hung! It’s bizarre but certainly adds to the story of the place.

On one of our last nights in Salvador we went to Barra, which is a beach suburb away from the CBD. While there we watched sunset and discovered that the Brazilians in this region really do love their sunsets. The beach was thronged with people and once the sun disappeared over the horizon the whole crowd burst into applause! It was brilliant and apparently happens whenever they watch sunset (the same thing happened in the national park)- in many ways it’s a nice way to sum them up, they are generally just a very happy bunch who appreciate the little things in life.

So this is the end unfortunately, a fantastic few weeks. We had a rainy start but the sun shone on us emphatically for the last few weeks. We met some great people, saw some amazing things, tasted many caiprinhas and really got to know the Brazilians and their love of sun, beaches, music and fun- our kind of people! 

Now it’s time to samba onto a flight bound for Bogota and see what the Colombians can do to compete with their neighbours. We can’t wait!

Click here to see a selection of photos from our Brazilian trip

Our route:

Fly to Sao Paulo, bus to Paraty, bus & boat to Ilha Grande, Rio de Janeiro, bus to Ouro Preto, fly to Salvador, bus to Lencois, back to Salvador, fly Salvador to Bogota, Colombia

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